Thoughts from the Intro to Pats Ravens

Wow Wow Wow.  I'm not even supposed to blog today, but I have to say something quickly about that totally bizarre pre-game deal.  Did you guys just see that national anthem?  Psychopath Lewis was crying his eyes out.  Flacco and Welker are going toe to toe to see who can have the biggest pedophile mustache.  And Steven Tyler was high on premium black-tar heroin and wearing a bedazzled Patriots scarf that Bieber wouldn't even touch.  If this game ends 2-0 and just sucks so bad I won't even care.  That was so fucking funny.

I can't tell which was more ridiculous.  Tyler's horse screaming of the national anthem, or the fact that Ray Lewis thought it was so beautiful that he couldn't hold back his tears.  In youth football you would always rip on the kid who started crying, but I think it just makes Ray "Ted Bundy" Lewis that much scarier.  Like what kind of dude has that little control of his emotions that that shit happens to him before one of the biggest games of his career.  This is going to be a fucking amazing game to watch.  I don't know about you but I'm watching big ol' murdering #52 all game.

Also, really Joe Flacco?  You already suck enough, why do you want to look even more like a slimy pedophile than you already do.  And Welker, I like you because you put on for the White Recievers, but c'mon man, you're better than that.  Why would you do it?  Is it because you want to try and distinguish yourself from your long-lost twin Julian Edelman?  that's got to be it.

Enjoy the game everyone.



-ACL Blues