Hopefully
you have stopped staring at the downright pre-worthy picture above, and have
finally decided to let yourself read this article. Well let me get right down to it then, not only is Tom Brady
the best QB of all time, he gets to go home to that. And she cooks.
So when some of you hack job idiots will probably try to argue against
my comment that Brady is the best QB of all time, no one will argue that sweet
Gisele is a downright smokeshow. Now
let me tell you something, staying that fucking hot is a sport.
What’s
harder: Hitting the gym everyday to put on bulk muscle mass to then lift more
weights, or hitting the gym after having a baby so the entire world can look at
your shapely legs and then feel like utter shit about themselves. Hint: it’s the second option I gave
you. Not only does being a
supermodel require a downright absurd work ethic that spans all day everyday, but
also the entire world is watching.
Not just this but now imagine absorbing nothing but celery, cottage
cheese, and most likely coke to stay trim. Oh wait, here is another thing, they have to travel 24/7 to
dangerous and exotic locations so they can frolic in turquoise blue waters.
With all these difficult facets of being a model are summed up it is certainly
harder than a lot of other sports.
Take that pussy ‘sport’ golf for example; sure I can do nothing but a
hobby too. So to whatever absolute
chimp-brained bum tickler who thinks that supermodeling isn’t a sport, he clearly
has no appreciation for the work put into those brilliant photos all so his
blatant disregarding ass can get a chub.
Besides, this blog needed some hot chicks too.
-Blaine Swaggert
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