Go Choke Yourself Kev

Sorry this is very late.

The Knicks are back.  106-104.  Carmelo Beast Mode.  We lost to Boston fucking 8 times in a row.  Thats like being forced to watch Kevin Garnett fuck your girlfriend.  In her mouth.  In your bed.  8 times.  Not anymore though.  The times are a-changing.  Thanks to Celtics GM Danny Ainge the Celtics have passed the torch to NYK and it doesn't look like the little irish guys are getting it back any time soon.  In the past 8 months he has traded away the key to Boston's defensive success, a high-energy big man, a great high-energy backup pointguard, signed such free agent studs as Keyon Dooling and Chris Wilcox, and succeeded in almost totally emotionally isolating the best player on your franchise by threatening to trade him for CP3.  Good fucking work Danny, you must be a diehard Orange and Blue fan! The Knicks were the better team on Christmas and if everything goes right we should be showing them our collective "O" face for years to come.

Let me start off by saying that little alien-looking motherfucker Rondo is awesome.  He is probably the worst shooter in the entire NBA and he had 31 points.  Thats just fucking impressive.  I hate him but he really needs to be considered with CP3 and Deron Williams as an elite-type PG.  He just abused the half-assed group of Point Guards the Knicks had to put on the court without BD, Bibby, and Shumpert for half the game.  This Point Guard thing is going to bother us for a few weeks, and its not going to be pretty at all.  After watching Toney Douglas dribble up and down the court like he had oven mitts on, and Landry Fields (a 6'7" small forward with shit ball skills) bring the ball up the court, I was ready to rip my eye lids off.  After Melo (Our 'Point Forward') went out with 4 fouls in the 3rd we looked like absolute shit.  We looked worse than when fucking Duhon was busy making us the joke of the NBA.

Amar'e also looked good yesterday.  He's moving into more of a Dirk-type role in the offense and I like it while he's still hitting those threes.  But if he starts falling in love with that outside shot that will be the death of our team.  He's a bulldog inside.  Thats his game.  He takes advantage of shitty unathletic power forwards, and just shoves the ball down guys like Anderson Varajeao's throat.  He was straight Amar'e Sodomizing players before the all-star break last year and again in the first round of the playoffs.  He needs to get back to that I think.  If D'Antoni turns him into a perimeter player so help me god I will rip his face off.

How about that punk Garnett huh? What a fucking douchebag.  YOU are supposed to be a veteran and a stand up guy who preaches team values and all that shit.  Bill Walker has never been the NBA's sweetheart, YOU have. Well guess what Kev?  You should be fucking suspended for that shit.  You are ugly as shit.  You probably get laid a whole lot more than me, but a whole lot less than any other 13-time all-star.  You are old as shit.  You suck at basketball now-a-days and you will never win another championship.  Guess what else?  Bill Walker would have kicked your fucking ass.  Bill is a real life thug.  He's not one of those like "NBA thugs" like KG, Bill walker looks like he is actually a member of a gang, and actually commits crimes against society on the day to day.  So Kevin, the next time you want to fight like the 9th man on the Knicks, just think that you're about one bad move away from becoming a tear drop tatted underneath Bill's eye.

And again, One happy, merry fuck you to Boston.  Merry Christmas, enjoy being the Knicks' little helper for the next few years.

-ACL Blues