Al Thornton signs 5 year 40 million dollar contract. Grant Hill signs 1 year 6.5 million dollar contract. Nets offering Nene 4 years 70 million. Thaddeus Young signs 5 year 42 million dollar contract. Chuck Hayes signs 4 year 21 million dollar contract. Caron Butler signs 3 year 24 million dollar contract. So like I'm not quite sure I follow the NBA here. Chuck Hayes makes 1 million dollars less than Cam Newton over the next four years. Caron Butler makes as much over 3 years as Swag Newton makes in 4. This wedding is horseshit. This new CBA didn't change shit. You still have to pay your 9th and 10th man a quadrillion dollars or he won't come back. Grant Hill is 40 fucking years old. God damn it Stern you conniving motherfucker. How much are the Knicks going to have to pay to bring back Shawne Williams? 50 million a year? 60? What is your angle here man!
However, the Knicks finally did address their need for a center. I wonder if Dolan read my post on Foster. Tyson "Bison" Chandler is
a dawg. He's a defensive stopper in the middle and thats exactly what the Knicks need. This dude is literally the most blue collar player that the Knicks have seen since the says of my ex-favorite player
Eric Strickland, who was a straight up Journeyman god. If Matt Leinart's diet consists strictly of vagina and fourloko then Tyson's diet consists of only salty meats, whiskey, point guards' floaters in the lane, and that gross dark part of fish that nobody likes to eat. Seriously though, the Knicks now have the best frontcourt in the NBA and its not really that close. Melo, Amar'e, and Tyse are set to make something like one thousand million dollars in 2011 and I heard that when you pay a bunch of players a lot of money it definitely always works out (Exhibit A: Marbury, Curry, Zach Randolph, and Crawford).
I want to talk about this Chris Paul thing about as much as I want to talk about the Sandusky, Fine, and 16 other pedophile coaches (which we've been so blatantly avoiding), but I love all ten of you that read the blog so I'll talk about it again. The trade was on, LA sending Pau and Odom to the rockets and the rockets sending like 15 decent players to the big easy. Stern then decided that he was a pussy and he was going to let James Dolan and a few other owners (probably Dan Gilbert if I had to guess) whine and whine and disallow it. Then the teams started talking again, and halfway through the meeting Lakers higher-ups realized a key point: Dwight Howard is infinite times better than Chris Paul. I don't want to hear it. Dwight Howard is perhaps the most dominating force in the NBA (remember here Palko plays FOOTBALL, so he doesn't qualify to be in the competition). I think that they'll go that route and I hope they get D12 for the sole fact that the Nets won't and they'll suck for the next 20 years. Seriosuly, are they trying to bill a guy without a last name as their big catch in free agency? Come one Prokorov, I know you're Russian, but you can't be that dumb man. Don't they believe in communism or some shit in your country? Spread that wealth around. Anthony Morrow is making 7 million next year, I'm sure he wouldn't mind a few dollars more to jack up some contested 3's and give a few more blowjays to Deron Williams.
Now for the Heat. I fucking hate them. I won't dodge any questions about it. I hate them. I am a fucking hater. There, happy? LeBron broke my heart into a million pieces when he didn't come to the apple. Anyway, I'm like half sure they signed Eddy Curry. Good signing heat, I hope he
pops all the medicine balls in your training facility assholes. LeBron and D-Wade would probably just yell at Spoelstra's puppet-dictator ass and tell him to clean it up. Go New York, Go New York Go.
-ACL Blues
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