Now that the NBA season is basically over, some of us basketball loving Neanderthals have to start looking in a new direction. To do this, all we have to do is glance right next door to our “sister” league, the WNBA. The WNBA has been overshadowed by its obvious superior for too damn long and its time for the league to come out of its shell, take its heels off, and say to the world in a faint womanly voice, "I’m here! Watch ME now". Fans can’t change the fact that the NBA is stuck in a lockout but we can realize that it’s the perfect time for the women to shine in sports. That’s right Kara Braxton forward of the New York Liberty, and that means you Alison Bales center for the Atlanta dream, and especially you Brittney Griner, because us guys like seeing people dunk. Although the WNBA is still looking into Griner’s sex we all have our fingers crossed that she’ll pass the test so we can watch her slam windmills on helpless 5-6 white girls. When you tune into your nearest WNBA team, you can be guaranteed that the enthusiasm that the ladies bring to the table is equal too, if not greater than that of NBA players. You will always see the players cute little cheers and handshakes, right after a ridiculous REVERSE LAYUP. Although the players moms in the crowd don’t show it, the games can get nerve-wracking. Sometimes you’ll see it come down to the final seconds with the game on the line, and a player hits a spectacular mid-range jumper to win the game with only two minutes on the clock. Now we all know that basketball isn’t as fun, without constant dunking and fancy moves, but once you get past all that you will see the valuable aspects of the game, such as: layups, chest passes, bounce passes, and even some skill dribbling. But if that’s not good enough for you, I’ve come up with a few ideas to help spice up the games. |
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2. Every time the home team hits double digits, the crowd is privileged with a meet and greet
3. Every game, one lucky fan is allowed to be the ref
4. Give fans ten dollars to sit and watch games
5. Bring back the NBA
6. Please god we need the NBA
-Guest Writer Mo Williams Mo Problems
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