Jerome Simpson's Quest to Win a Razzie and to Sell A Whole Lot of Marijuana

Well, if you haven't seen the video of Jerome Simpson flopping, which is one of the worse acting performance I've ever seen, here you go. Yes, it's completely heinous, but also completely hilarious.   First of all, Jerome starts off this little scuffle by dragging Scott Fujita out of a pile-up by his foot.  This is already starting to get ridiculous. Next, Scott manages to release himself form Jerome's grip and stand up (clearly pissed off that he just got dragged by his fucking foot).  He then proceeds to give Jerome a little bump, a push, a nudge, what have you, and Jerome sails.  Man does he go far.  So far in fact, that the camera loses sight of him.  The crowd loses it, Scott loses it, everyone is appalled at Jerome's childish, very soccer-esque action. The best part though, is the ref.  Man, does he blow this bad on some real levels. The ref takes a quick glance to see Jerome on the ground, and gives that whistle of his a blow and his little yellow flag a toss.  Outrage. 

Here's another really hilarious thing Jerome Simpson has done; get caught with 6 pounds of marijuana in his home, along with all the materials needed to sell said marijuana.  The official police report looked like this,

"In September 2011, police searched Simpson's home after intercepting a package to be delivered to his home containing 2 pounds of marijuana. When police arrived at Simpson's home, he allowed them to search his home. Upon searching the home, the police found 6 more pounds of marijuana, scales, empty packages similar to the one intercepted by the police."

Holy God is that a lot of weed.  I'm sure the call to the station went something like this, "Ahh shit bro, 6 pounds over here.  This guy is so fucked.  Man I'm sure he had those Bengals set though."  What probably happened was Jerome wasn't thrilled with his low-end salary in the NFL, I mean a couple hundred thousand isn't enough for Jerome.  Why not sell a little tiny bit of weed, nothing major, maybe on the side,I mean it can't hurt?  No Jerome, 8 pounds of weed and consent to sell can definitely fucking hurt. Last thing your probably wondering, how is Jerome playing in the NFL if he was busted so badly.  Well, the NFL decided to not do anything about it until the police report and legal case is officially wrapped up. Get a feeling we won't be seeing any of Jerome's acting next season...

-Blaine Swaggert