Monday Night Football Preview: Giants Sure to Get Handled

Sure, it's true, I hate the Giants, and I will never forgive them for the 2007 season.  But, does that mean I will be biased towards them on a Monday Night Football Preview, well if you read the title then, yes, obviously I will be biased, I fucking hate them.  In all fairness, the Giants have a Linebacker core that is less productive than Shaq at the free-throw line, and Eli is also horribly inconsistent.  One thing I'm sure we will all see tonight is Eli looking really fucking dejected after an errant pass, and at least one Interception. Okay, well lets break into some closer analysis.

Home Field Advantage:
The Saints are home, and are playing in the very recognizable Super Dome.  Drew Brees will most likely be shredding through the Giants linebackers like Rosie O'Donnell through a pink frosted pound cake.


Bye Week Advantage:
It's the Saints folks, they're coming off a bye and should be ready.  I'm sure Sean Payton has drawn up many a schemes that result in Jimmy Graham sailing into the end zone.  Promptly followed by an announcer telling us how Jimmy is a breakout player this year.

Results: 
Eli will be shaking his head looking like a lost puppy in the Dome, as Tom Coughlin throws a tantrum on the sideline, most likely due to horrible special teams play (People don't forget, Matt Dodge).  Drew Breeze and Jimmy Graham will connect, and maybe Mark Ingram puts up some respectable numbers against a weak linebacker group.  Also, with the Giants usually stellar pass rush resembling the Patriots before Andre "So Strawwwwnnnn" Carter, Brees will have too much time.



I'd say the score is something like 31-10, Saints

-Blaine Swaggert