Friday, November 18, 2011

Tom Brady’s Slampiece and Why Supermodeling is a Sport




            Hopefully you have stopped staring at the downright pre-worthy picture above, and have finally decided to let yourself read this article.  Well let me get right down to it then, not only is Tom Brady the best QB of all time, he gets to go home to that.  And she cooks.  So when some of you hack job idiots will probably try to argue against my comment that Brady is the best QB of all time, no one will argue that sweet Gisele is a downright smokeshow.  Now let me tell you something, staying that fucking hot is a sport. 

            What’s harder: Hitting the gym everyday to put on bulk muscle mass to then lift more weights, or hitting the gym after having a baby so the entire world can look at your shapely legs and then feel like utter shit about themselves.  Hint: it’s the second option I gave you.  Not only does being a supermodel require a downright absurd work ethic that spans all day everyday, but also the entire world is watching.  Not just this but now imagine absorbing nothing but celery, cottage cheese, and most likely coke to stay trim.  Oh wait, here is another thing, they have to travel 24/7 to dangerous and exotic locations so they can frolic in turquoise blue waters. With all these difficult facets of being a model are summed up it is certainly harder than a lot of other sports.  Take that pussy ‘sport’ golf for example; sure I can do nothing but a hobby too.  So to whatever absolute chimp-brained bum tickler who thinks that supermodeling isn’t a sport, he clearly has no appreciation for the work put into those brilliant photos all so his blatant disregarding ass can get a chub.

Besides, this blog needed some hot chicks too.

-Blaine Swaggert

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