The Ndamukong Suh Show

I just saw the highlight of Ndamukong Suh pounding Evan Dietrich-Smith, a guard for the Packers, head into the turf, and then proceeding to curb stomp the hell out of poor little Evan's arm.  Just wow....So much raw power. So much goddamn power, what a physical specimen, he takes my breath away every time he tries to rip a QB's head off.

Sure, what Suh does may be illegal, it may even be so illegal it gets him ejected from games, but if I had physical prowess like Suh I'd sure want to use it.  I mean you got to let Suh free, you've got to unleash him and let him wreak havoc on poor QB's and unsuspecting offensive linemen, who for some reason thought Suh would play fair.  No, Suh won't play fair because he does not have to.  He is 24 years old, just signed a 60 million dollar contract with an NFL team, has several endorsements, and is the best defensive tackle in the league.  Why the fuck does he care if he misses the second half of a game, or if the NFL takes 10,000 dollars from his super deep, robust, silk laid, golden laced pockets?   Your right, he couldn't care less.

I say we all should just marvel at his predatory instincts, raw power, immense mass, and incredibly off-putting off-base and half-assed apologies.  Guy doesn't give a shit. And instead just makes up some horseshit lie about losing his balance and needing to trample Evan.  Men as gifted as Suh don't lose balance...of course his story is bullshit, but man is he passionate about the game of football.  Suh will continue to do what he wants, and not regret or apologize for the results because he simply doesn't give a fuck about the higher up NFL officials.  He's just looking to fuck people up.

-Blaine Swaggert